No War, But the Class War: Contraception Edition

So, the economy is such shite that Republicans are having to go turn of the 20th century to get a bullshit cultural issue that actually gets people talking about something other than the 99% and the 1% (even Newt fucking Gingrich). I've resisted, but this one was funny (I'm posting for the joke, not the substance):

In 1979, McDonald’s introduced the Happy Meal.

Sometime after that, it was decided that the Bible teaches that human life begins at conception.